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"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
05/25/2016 at 08:54 • Filed to: None

Classy as ever Jezebel.

DISCUSSION (32)

Bourbon&JellyBeans > CalzoneGolem
05/25/2016 at 09:00

Jezebel seriously is the worst thing to happen to feminism online. It’s like trash, but worse.

Party-vi > CalzoneGolem
05/25/2016 at 09:00

Kinja'd!!!

JR1 > CalzoneGolem
05/25/2016 at 09:02

Yikes that is pretty bad

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > CalzoneGolem
05/25/2016 at 09:02

I got kicked down the stairs once by my current girlfriend. Caught a mildly aimed boot right in the solar plexus and off I went. For a short second the ride was quite enjoyable, and the acceleration was exhilarating, but the brakes were non existent and the crumple zone in my cheekbone on hitting the bookcase was less than suitable. Overall 2/10 would not try again.

Party-vi > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
05/25/2016 at 09:08

This is why upstairs Muay Thai is a bad idea 100% of the time.

Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig > Party-vi
05/25/2016 at 09:10

Can we do an Oppo COTD?

Sam > CalzoneGolem
05/25/2016 at 09:14

Wow. I love me some double standards (No, I do not think the reverse is acceptable either). In fact, this is likely several double standards rolled into one.

Party-vi > Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig
05/25/2016 at 09:14

No I would get tired of seeing pictures of Miatas and Volvo wagons.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > CalzoneGolem
05/25/2016 at 09:19

Dear lord, jezebel was really a dumpster fire back in the day. At least the comments are actually full of common sense. But why did it pop back up? Think it was a coordinated plan? Google search the article and click the links to drive up traffic and make the algorithm put it back up?

OPPOsaurus WRX > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
05/25/2016 at 09:24

that reminds me of the time I went over the handle bars one summer. I was going down a ski slope and there was a hole hidden in the grass. The next second i’m flying. I look up and see the bike is also flying...at me

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
05/25/2016 at 09:25

I’ll give you a 8/10 for execution but your landing could have been better so, 5/10.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > OPPOsaurus WRX
05/25/2016 at 09:26

For comedy purposes, it landed on your nuts right?

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
05/25/2016 at 09:27

She deserves the style points I think. I was just a passenger.

CalzoneGolem > Party-vi
05/25/2016 at 09:34

Why is this 9 year old article showing up here?

TheHondaBro > CalzoneGolem
05/25/2016 at 09:38

Because it’s popular.

OPPOsaurus WRX > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
05/25/2016 at 09:40

lol that god no. It actually landed on my shin with the rear gear set. I had a bunch of star shaded gashes in my leg.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > OPPOsaurus WRX
05/25/2016 at 09:41

Sounds kind of like this sequence of events I happened to catch...

Kinja'd!!!

190octane > CalzoneGolem
05/25/2016 at 09:53

Admiral’s rules to dating...

1. Don’t date a woman that can beat your ass. It’s a sad look for a man, and while she might be great in bed because there is a good possibility she’s crazy, ultimately it’s not worth the headache.

2. If a woman attempts to beat your ass and fails, exit stage right. People reveal themselves more over time and if she couldn’t do the job now, she’ll find a way later so best off cutting bait and running. I know how much fun chaotic relationships can be but jail time and a record isn’t worth it, and choosing between keeping from getting your ass beat and jail isn’t fun. The only time it's okay to hit a woman is if you are facing serious bodily injury, so why keep yourself in a position where you have to make that choice?

Now I’ve never been in an abusive relationship, but I’ve watched enough Cops to feel like an authority on this.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
05/25/2016 at 09:57

I wish I had a foam pit to land in. I almost got a chance to try one out on my mountain bike but after a day of downhill I was too tired to walk nevermind flip

Party-vi > CalzoneGolem
05/25/2016 at 10:00

Because Kinja is the bane of our collective existence.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > OPPOsaurus WRX
05/25/2016 at 10:01

I love downhill. Wasn’t any good at it. Wouldn’t do it again, I don’t think—I pushed my luck as far as I want to there already. I’ve had my fun.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
05/25/2016 at 10:06

I feel like I pushed my luck as well. The last time I went it was raining. the first ride up the lift there was a kid down on the middle of the trail yelling up for us to call for an ambulance. he broke his collar bone. The last run of the day another kid went off a drop but he didn;t lift the weight off his handlebars so as soon as the ground dropped off, so did he. I think they used a spatula to put him in the ambulance

Rainbow > Bourbon&JellyBeans
05/25/2016 at 10:10

I’d argue that Tumblr is the worst thing to happen online to every single social issue ever.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Party-vi
05/25/2016 at 10:10

Don’t forget the photo of an appropriately dressed shade tree Mechanic.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > OPPOsaurus WRX
05/25/2016 at 10:10

I went over the handlebars myself. Went down a run and some guy was in the way, so I had to stop and walk like he was doing until there was a chance to get by. I went back to do that run again, and naturally slowed down at that spot to avoid whatever he’d been avoiding. MISTAKE. Tree root. If I’d been going faster I’d have cleared it, but as it was I did a chest plant. Still feel it when I use those muscles a lot. Could’ve been a LOT worse though.

CalzoneGolem > Party-vi
05/25/2016 at 10:17

The article is even from a time before kinja. A time before CalzoneGolem had heard of Gawker.

Party-vi > CalzoneGolem
05/25/2016 at 10:18

Does this mean your jimmies were rustled through time?

CalzoneGolem > Party-vi
05/25/2016 at 10:20

Across time AND space.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
05/25/2016 at 10:27

yea i’m lucky i dont have lasting effects cuz I got WRECKED when I landed. Pretty sure I had a concussion

IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > Sam
05/25/2016 at 12:52

It's like a quintuple standard. A four-speed

IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > IanZ - limited-slip indifferential
05/25/2016 at 12:53

And I just realized quintuple means five. Thank, brain

IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > OPPOsaurus WRX
05/25/2016 at 12:54

That sounds really painful, but also like it could have left some epic scars